Dear "Friend" of mine who is sending around an email with a subject line that reads "FBI uncovers plot to trap Obama", that when opened shows a picture of a box with a watermelon in it, held up by a stick with a string attached to it (the kind that will trap something when pulled. i.e. a rabbit or squirrel),
You're not even a little bit funny. You're fucking racist. May your daughters breed with handsome and intelligent men of color, and may their beautiful, successful, well-adjusted off-spring dance on your grave. Asshole.
Here, I got a pic for you:
Love,
rem
4 comments:
So not cool. People who pass around hate emails are just considerably lame. Perhaps as much as drunk asshole co-workers who turn racist on you. I haven't received this email yet but if I were you, I would send a response email title:
"Obama finds cure for douchebag syndrome" and just attach a big middle finger to the email perhaps with the text 'asshole, lame, loser' in line. That should do the trick.
hmmm...yes. yes. this could work.
In addendum, this picture is perhaps the most overused 'youngest soccer hooligan picture' ever. This kid has been everywhere, he's a hooligan baby-idol...seriously. He's in some bar right now downing a pint and thanks to this image, i'm certain he's not paying...
wait...are you saying i could hook my new-mini roommate/chick magnet up if i snap a shot of him being lewd*?
*i LOVE the word lewd
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