WELCOME TO FUKUDOME!!!

The Cubs signing a dude named Fukudome…the bringing of a fabulous baseball player to a club in need or a GENIUS publicity stunt?

Either way, does it make anyone else want to say WEL-COME-OME-OME-OME TOOO-OOO-OOO-OOO FUCK-U-DOME-OME-OME-OME…!!!!?[Insert that “Y’all Ready Fo This?!” song or “Let Me Clear My Throat.”…oooh! And if they really know what’s up, “You’re Unbelievable!”]

I'm Sorry? What Was That?

I must remain vague with my details so as to not disclose the person(s) or institution(s) they represent. I got JUST now got off the phone with and individual who is, to put it vaguely, a mentor of mine, a leader in their field, and a person in whose hands much of my future rests.

A lot of the conversation doesn’t really matter…until THIS; "…we just got out of a meeting about you…and we can’t decide if you’ll be famous or infamous, so we’re going to rear you for both…”

Let that marinate…

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1. They were NOT kidding. They didn’t even laugh, they actually seemed quit irritated when they said it.
2. The only response I could muster was, “Ok. See you Monday.”
3. This is true. Nothing was added and the only things omitted were names, places, and other personal info.
4. The "famous" thing is obviously blowing smoke up my ass. Those of you who know me know that I'm pretty average.

Continue to let that marinate…I know I will…no, seriously…what was that all about?